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  <title>Absurd Realism</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 20:15:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Yeah...</title>
  <author>flametress_84@hotmail.com</author>  <link>http://halcyoneffect.livejournal.com/26004.html</link>
  <description>So I guess I&apos;m being a bit of a bad monkey and not going to my night class tonight, but I feel like I&apos;m going to die at any moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first signs of sick (standard head cold/sinus crap) began Saturday morning and have fluctuated since. Last night I thought it was on its way out the door. Today is a whole other story. I went to my 9 am class and was relatively fine other than having to go through about 10 tissues because my nose is like Niagara Falls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did some errands on campus, ate lunch, realized I couldn&apos;t make it till the 6 pm class, let alone sit through it for 3 hours. Ugh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I felt kinda bad sending my Prof. the email telling her I won&apos;t be in class because I&apos;ve never really done that before. Even if I felt like shit I would go to all my classes at CCAC. At least I know we weren&apos;t going to be doing too much tonight anyway and of course I can stay on task with the syllabus. I&apos;ve learned it&apos;s not worth it to push myself when I feel like this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey, if anyone has ever wanted to swing a giant sledgehammer at something, I&apos;m offering my head as the target! Right now that seriously sounds like the best solution.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Think I will nap now.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 22:56:38 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Wink, wink idlechic!</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;250&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;1&quot; bordercolor=&quot;black&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;black&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font style=&quot;color:white; font-size: 16pt;&quot;&gt;halcyoneffect&apos;s LJ stalker is idlechic!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;white&quot;&gt;&lt;font style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 12pt;&quot;&gt;idlechic is stalking you because another friend of yours told them you liked them. They are also stalking you in real life. Look out!&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;form method=&quot;POST&quot; action=&quot;http://www.go-quiz.com/stalker/stalker.php&quot;&gt;LiveJournal Username:&lt;input name=&quot;uname&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;Who is your LJ Stalker Friend?&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.go-quiz.com/stalker/stalker.php&quot;&gt;LJ Stalker Finder&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;From &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.go-quiz.com&quot;&gt;Go-Quiz.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2006 16:33:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>A new chapter</title>
  <author>flametress_84@hotmail.com</author>  <link>http://halcyoneffect.livejournal.com/21665.html</link>
  <description>I seem to forget that it takes some time to get used to the &quot;noises&quot; of a new place. Just normal creaks a house makes. Also, a new one for me is adjusting to having someone living directly above you. At times it can be annoying, but I am in no way complaining as I am overjoyed to have this living arrangement opportunity. Last night for example, the 40 something year old pot head had a few buddies over. Apparently the living room is right over my bedroom. They were obviously stoned as the drawn out drug induced laughter lasted until about 12:45 AM. Tara, did you hear any of that? Oh well, I guess it will just take some adjusting to.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Regardless of anything, I am very happy and thankful to be here. I should probably check on my Dad though...make sure he didn&apos;t burn the house down or something while trying to cook!</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2006 13:34:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Heh</title>
  <author>flametress_84@hotmail.com</author>  <link>http://halcyoneffect.livejournal.com/18434.html</link>
  <description>In the past I would always, sometimes still do, use this excuse if I have a stomach ache...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out the &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;amp;ncid=1756&amp;amp;e=2&amp;amp;u=/060527/480/4e6a562bd1c04ae38f83827c5f937c17&quot;&gt; duck X-ray&lt;/a&gt; and be sure to read the caption next to it.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2006 13:26:25 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>All work and some play</title>
  <author>flametress_84@hotmail.com</author>  <link>http://halcyoneffect.livejournal.com/17714.html</link>
  <description>Since I don&apos;t have to worry about school for now, I agreed to work a few extra days. It&apos;s dumb prom time which causes half of our staff to request off for a solid week. One of those days is this Saturday from 6AM - 2PM. Six o&apos;clock in the morning on a Saturday!?! What the hell is wrong with me?! Ay, the temptation of that green stuff could not be resisted. It will certainly help out as I need to purchase a cheap, double size mattress.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, off to the fun factory! Uhh..I mean work. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BTW: &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser ljuser-name_dj_lollidrop&apos; lj:user=&apos;dj_lollidrop&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://dj-lollidrop.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://dj-lollidrop.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;dj_lollidrop&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;, I will be out tonight to give you the Dali book. Hope to see you. :)</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 20:08:41 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Heh</title>
  <author>flametress_84@hotmail.com</author>  <link>http://halcyoneffect.livejournal.com/17215.html</link>
  <description>Today, I picked up a birdbath my mom wanted for Mother&apos;s Day. Once I lugged the heavy sucker inside I noticed on the box were some basic care instructions. This is just part of it, but I thought the first line was pretty funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Birds like most of us derive joy from clean water. It is recommended that water be changed every 3 to 4 days.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:15:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Haha, hehe</title>
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  <description>I seriously get way more amusement out of this than a normal, mentally healthy person ever would.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;ncid=1756&amp;e=1&amp;u=/060331/ids_photos_en/r755918306.jpg&quot;&gt;http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;ncid=1756&amp;e=1&amp;u=/060331/ids_photos_en/r755918306.jpg&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>ThouShaltNot- Cardinal Directions</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 16:07:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Silly pics for  early afternoon amusement</title>
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  <lj:music>Gravity Kills - Guilty</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2005 14:32:44 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Class Cancelled</title>
  <author>flametress_84@hotmail.com</author>  <link>http://halcyoneffect.livejournal.com/757.html</link>
  <description>So my sociology class is cancelled. Can&apos;t really complain. My professor is crazy, not even in the good way. Half the class is wasted by her rambling on about the previous night&apos;s episode of Desperate Housewives. Or she&apos;ll go on about how a can of her beloved Fresco exploded in her bag. Last week she was 10 min. late and her reason was she got a paper cut and &apos;had to wait until she was done bleeding.&apos; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I still have a half hour to waste until my next and last class for the day. I could just go home, but I&apos;ll be the studious student that I am and stick around for oral communications. Feh.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 19:28:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>New Kid on the Block</title>
  <author>flametress_84@hotmail.com</author>  <link>http://halcyoneffect.livejournal.com/477.html</link>
  <description>So I finally did it: I joined livejournal. But not without the help of big sister, &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser ljuser-name_absurdkarma&apos; lj:user=&apos;absurdkarma&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://absurdkarma.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://absurdkarma.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;absurdkarma&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;. I am new at this so please bear with me. I look forward to keeping up with everyone and taking stupid quizzes. Please feel free to add me. I don&apos;t bite. Unless you want me to. :)</description>
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